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A playful statement tee for anyone whose honesty comes with a little self-aware humor. The front reads “I TOLD MYSELF TO STOP LYING… But I don’t believe a word I say,” paired with a cheeky illustrated face and expressive lettering. It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations, earns knowing laughs, and says you don’t take your own excuses too seriously. Made from substantial garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it feels broken-in from the first wear—ready for casual weekends, comedy nights, laid-back gatherings, or everyday mischief.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft color and textured feel
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for durability
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean