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S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL

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Black Lagoon Blue Butter Bay Blossom Chalky Mint Chambray Ivory Mustard White

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	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

A quietly funny tee for introverts, reluctant texters, and anyone who enjoys their own company a little more than small talk. The bold red message reads, “I told myself to be more social,” followed by the honest punchline: “But I don’t trust people who talk to themselves.” Speech bubbles and expressive accents give the design a playful, conversational feel without saying too much. Wear it on coffee runs, bookstore afternoons, casual meetups, or those rare moments when you decide to leave the house. Made from heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton with a relaxed fit, it feels broken-in from the start and brings a little self-aware humor to everyday style.

Product features
- 100% pre-shrunk, ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed for a soft texture and lived-in color
- Double-needle stitching and seamless tubular construction for lasting wear
- Available in sizes S–4XL and 62 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean